Monday, October 24, 2005

NESin it up

It's been decided. The NES is the greatest game system ever made. And while there were many great games to grace it, Duck Hunt stands out as one of the best. Oh, and I'm also freakin awesome at Duck Hunt. I can nail those suckers from as far away from the screen the cord will let me go. Also, I hit one while shooting behind my back. One bullet, one duck, one amazing shot. Yes, I know, I know, I'll sign autographs as needed. I'm sure you're all clamoring to talk to me and congratulate me now, but just remember, I put my pants on two legs at a time like the rest of you. But anyway, I sometimes wonder if these awesome games will be lost on today's youth. A kid who was brought up with ps2 and the like probably won't want anything to do with 2D. It is a sad truth that I think most of us will have to face when we describe how we used to eat dots with a yellow circle and got chased by ghost to our grandchildren and watch their confused faces as they go play the new virtual reality gizmo. We are a dying breed those of us of the NES generation. Always remember your roots and whenever you think today's world of gta's and halo's is too violent and depressing, just set up your old NES and enjoy the good old days when games were more about the gameplay and not the graphics. Here's to you Nintendo Entertainment System(or Famicom depending on where you're from), that you will never be forgotten.

Monday, October 17, 2005

People with Cars

Ok, now I'm relatively pissed here. What the hell is up with people that are driving, or riding, in cars and their need to yell at people walking by? Is that some kind of right I missed in drivers ed? Yeah, you're real tough saying some shit and then driving off. Oh, lets yell "Run Forest Run" a few hundred more times. Yeah, and while we're at it, why don't you just call me the "weakest link." Since you jackasses are all so original lets hit some more dumbshit things while they're no longer popular. Have I been "voted off?" "Is that my final answer?" Shut the hell up. And once someone called me a geek. OK, im not gonna debate that, but what kind of ass just yells that at random people walking down the sidewalk? You people with your damn cars and your dickness really freakin piss me off. The world would be much better off if you would crash that stupid gas guzzling SUV that you're driving around trying too hard to look cool in. Guess what? You're a TOOL! Friggin dumbasses.

Alright, Im done...for now.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Yeah, I've given in

OK, so I've given up and decided instead of making my own website, it'd be easier to use this thing. At least for the time being. If you're reading this, I'm going to assume you know me at least in passing and know that I don't get up on a soapbox and speak much. Well, now that no one is there in my face telling me otherwise, I'm gonna say whatever. This won't be regular, but whenever I think there's something that needs addressing, so on with the first post thingy.

If you've talked to me in the past month or two, you know that I've been through some pretty crazy shit. And because of that, everyone is worried about me having false hope about the future. But without hope, false or not, I find life is not worth living. Of course that brings about the question about what could be classified as true hope. But I'm no philosopher, so I'm not going to get into that. But I believe that hope is about waking up in the morning and thinking "maybe today." Its not about going to bed angry that things didnt work out, its about going to bed thinking "ok, not today, maybe tomorrow." Its about living in the present, taking it from day to day, and not worry about the future, but still having faith that things will eventually work out. Take care of today and leave tomorrow until then, because when tomorrow comes, it will also be today and you can take care of it then. That's a sorta paraphrase from St. Francis DeSales. I guess something carried over from Sallies huh?

So there you go. Hear that? That's the sound of me eating my words and selling out. Enjoy!