Sunday, November 27, 2005

Oh Calamity

Woe is me, my life is a swirling torrent of pain and misery. The hole in my soul can only be filled by the vast emptiness of space. For I am...woah, waitaminute. This isn't livejournal. Sorry about that. Anyway, freakin Arrested Development got freakin cancelled. I blame YOU! You heard about it many times, 'Oh yeah, I'll have to check that out' you said. LIAR! The best show on freakin TV got freakin cancelled. You can make it up, however. Amazon.com has a great deal going, seasons 1 and 2 for $31. Go there now and buy it. You will not regret it, and if you don't, you will hurt me beyond repair...or not. Whatever, just get it and watch it on mondays at 8 for its last few shows, or continue to watch your stupid reality bullshit and crappy sitcoms.
OK, onto more happy things. Guitar Hero. If you don't know what that is, you must come over and play it. You will love it, and that's a guaran-damn-tee. I mean, come on, who doesn't want to play fake guitar in a ddr fashion to freakin "I want to be sedated" or maybe "Godzilla"? Yeah, I thought so. Play it, love it, buy it.
Wow, I just realized that I'm tryin to sell a bunch of things that I won't get anything for. Hows about this, you like AD or GH, you pay me $5 for telling you about it. Yeah, I like that. Well, all this talking about Guitars and Hero-ing makes me fell a bit rock 'n' rollish. I'm off to rock out, in the most liberal sense of the word.

it is so happy happy

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